by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,023rd Most Influential: 2,261st Most Devout: 3,623rd
The Aureole of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Harmony through order
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.194 billion

CapitalCrystal Valley
FaithThe Circle

AnimalSilver Fox

The Aureole of Eslua is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sasarai with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.194 billion Esluans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Valley. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Esluan economy, worth 239 trillion Potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,283 Potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the entire entry for Eslua in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslua's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Circle.

Eslua is ranked 19,561st in the world and 1,079th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 76.36 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,023rdTop
Most Influential: 2,261stMost Devout: 3,623rdMost Pacifist: 4,706thBest Weather: 6,660thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,204thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,840thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,016thSafest: 8,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,274thHealthiest Citizens: 9,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,774thLowest Crime Rates: 12,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,478thLargest Retail Industry: 15,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,828th
Most Devout: 154th in the regionMost Pacifist: 282nd in the regionBest Weather: 366th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 419th in the regionSafest: 429th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionNicest Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 516th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 521st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 561st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 571st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 605th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 661st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 706th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 716th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 738th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 757th in the regionMost Influential: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Eslua was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, the entire entry for Eslua in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Eslua was endorsed by The Republic of Thoresonistan.
  • : Eslua endorsed The Republic of Thoresonistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, people have become comfortably numb.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslua, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Corfad, Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Sinelona, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Black Templares, Omnistria, Uganda Knuckles UK, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Ofemerica, Sil Dorsett, Sunto, Ninjak30, Maott, Acrabinnia, North Bratislava, Egalico, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Bayern-Straubing, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, United Draconia, General COE, Tappan Hills, Malta Comino Gozo, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, SchoolHouse Rock, Dar es Saalam, Shadowrik, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Ara Antrizuls, Dreadton, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Elder Realms, Wineclaw, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Bremerton, Selfgradatude, Jasminlandia, and 99 others.Steraz, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Lunallian, Federation Terra Australis, Ozstan, Guer Aike, Wilkshire, Sheldanada, Axstahl, Solmetria, Torakuen, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Niradans, Ethnon, New Pruessen, Kulgatha, The Teddy, Saturns Edge, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Siwale, Misuvelia, SillyString, Amauri, Peldorn, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Vincone Cae, Ka Ching, The Pantheons, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Haor Chall, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Partax, Liberum Mundi, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Bananoonza, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Babacar, Thiammyalllaland, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Legendsland, Yalkan, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, British Pacific Islands, Votak Matim, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Prydania, Former English Colony, Loli County, Helia Geopes, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Eriadni, Justanistan, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Astrind, Zumlandia, Glurponia, Kobagia, Xzavia-Hjar, Samog, SORT, and Thoresonistan.

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