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Esonian empire

Population11.21 billion

LeaderSerene Prince Sanomi

AnimalKamakura Tiger

The Serene Kingdom of Esonian empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Serene Prince Sanomi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.21 billion Esonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esonyavelli. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Esonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion Esoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,164 Esoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Esonian empire" at foreigners, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown. Esonian empire's national animal is the Kamakura Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arikaism.

Esonian empire is ranked 205,820th in the world and 104th in Eurth for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Cultured: 595thLargest Publishing Industry: 702ndMost Developed: 709thHealthiest Citizens: 721stLongest Average Lifespans: 815thNicest Citizens: 902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 925thHighest Poor Incomes: 998thSmartest Citizens: 1,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,454thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,697thLargest Governments: 1,955thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,047thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,106thMost Efficient Economies: 2,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,350thBest Weather: 2,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,674thMost Inclusive: 2,751stHighest Average Incomes: 3,173rdSafest: 3,644thMost Pacifist: 3,678thHighest Economic Output: 4,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,045thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,942ndMost Secular: 15,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,302nd
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Esonian empire changed its national animal to "Kamakura Tiger".
  • : Esonian empire lodged a message on the Eurth Regional Message Board.
  • : Esonian empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : Esonian empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Esonian empire lodged a message on the Eurth Regional Message Board.
  • : Esonian empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Esonian empire's influence in Eurth rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Esonian empire created a custom banner.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Free Port of Cristina and Orioni 2.

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