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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Influential: 535th
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Esplandia

Population10.784 billion

CapitalKarthied
LeaderEmperor Irwin IV
FaithAelostianism

CurrencyCrown Florent
AnimalFalcon

The God of Factbooks of Esplandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Irwin IV with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.784 billion Esplandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Crown Florents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,601 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 201,066th in the world and 8,837th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.64 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324thMost Influential: 535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,970thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,380thLargest Retail Industry: 3,550thLargest Black Market: 3,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,886thMost Cultured: 5,110thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,938thLowest Crime Rates: 6,482ndMost Developed: 6,944thMost Stationary: 7,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,085thHighest Economic Output: 9,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,143rdLargest Governments: 10,035thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,780thHealthiest Citizens: 10,885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,004thHighest Average Incomes: 11,449thSmartest Citizens: 11,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,724thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,760thBest Weather: 15,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,158th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 283rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 430th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 436th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 439th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 481st in the regionLargest Governments: 495th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 524th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 595th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 603rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 676th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 682nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 688th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 699th in the regionBest Weather: 851st in the region

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