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Most Avoided: 7,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,473rd
The Democratic Republic of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
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Estialands

Population6.516 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalhorse

The Democratic Republic of Estialands is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.516 billion Estialandsians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The all-consuming Estialandsian economy, worth 555 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,252 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,602 per year while the poor average 12,724, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The incidence of wrist sprains is falling, there's a politician called Male Infant Capulet, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and you can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Estialands's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estialands is ranked 77,106th in the world and 1,799th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.14621037728 days.

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Most Avoided: 7,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,235thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,133rdMost Conservative: 19,729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,032ndHighest Crime Rates: 26,204thLargest Black Market: 27,041stLargest Gambling Industry: 27,354thMost Devout: 28,725th
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Most Conservative: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estialands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, you can represent some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, there's a politician called Male Infant Uhura.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, the incidence of wrist sprains is falling.
  • : Estialands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Estialands, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Estialands was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Right-wing Utopia".

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