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Most Influential: 672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,084th
The Monarchical Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Oleme Inimesed, Oleme Keisrid!
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Population4.38 billion

LeaderMoonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik

AnimalBarn Swallow

The Monarchical Democracy of Estonesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.38 billion Ööselids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth 634 trillion Saarstels a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,951 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselskia.

Estonesia is ranked 202,543rd in the world and 1,017th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.57 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,909thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,084thMost Inclusive: 4,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,919thRudest Citizens: 6,031stMost Developed: 6,819thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,482ndSmartest Citizens: 7,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,439thBest Weather: 8,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,618thMost Efficient Economies: 8,934thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,988thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,140thLargest Governments: 9,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,230thNicest Citizens: 11,455thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,769thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,947thMost Cultured: 14,145thLowest Crime Rates: 14,986thHighest Average Incomes: 15,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,373rdMost Secular: 19,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,724th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionNudest: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the region

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