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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 162ndLargest Retail Industry: 209thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st
The Sacred Imperial State of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
In Terdisu We Believe
Maximum Figuration Quinuama I
Founder / Royal Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.145 billion

CapitalSacred City of Briatum
LeaderMaximum Figuration Quinuama I

CurrencyMonarchical Krone

The Sacred Imperial State of Estonul is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maximum Figuration Quinuama I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.145 billion Estonulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacred City of Briatum. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,657 trillion Monarchical Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 449,063 Monarchical Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Maximum Figuration Quinuama I's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Maximum Figuration Quinuama I's bedroom, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonul's national animal is the Yaust, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Seigopremism.

Estonul is ranked 18,234th in the world and 3rd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,308.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 162ndLargest Retail Industry: 209thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 278thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 376thMost Subsidized Industry: 391stLargest Black Market: 426thHighest Average Incomes: 456thLargest Insurance Industry: 559thLargest Mining Sector: 591stMost Efficient Economies: 681stMost Corrupt Governments: 901stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 983rdMost Devout: 1,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,486thLowest Crime Rates: 1,901stMost Avoided: 1,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,014thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,224thLargest Governments: 2,444thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,755thHighest Economic Output: 3,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,573rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,902ndFattest Citizens: 5,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,244thMost Developed: 5,501stRudest Citizens: 5,502ndSmartest Citizens: 6,511thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,639thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,080thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,584thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,674thTop
Most Cultured: 12,595thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,234th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Pinicada and Faronia.

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