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Rudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 39th
The Christmas Planes of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
EternalDamNation!!!!!!11!1!?one1!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Eternal Dam Nation

Population7.295 billion

CapitalNonya Damn Business Conglomerate
Leaderdickolas
Faithi don't give a damn

Currencydamns
Animalbuttshark

The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.295 billion bois live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 403,501 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,743,161 per year while the poor average 4,092, a ratio of 914 to 1.

Eternally Damned farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the buttshark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 978th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 392.04 kickbacks per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 39thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Retail Industry: 52ndFattest Citizens: 85thMost Avoided: 86thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 129thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 240thLargest Gambling Industry: 404thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 473rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 759thHighest Average Incomes: 770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 906thMost Corrupt Governments: 978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,377thLargest Mining Sector: 1,458thMost Pro-Market: 1,704thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,933rdTop
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Most Secular: 2,157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,942ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,513thHighest Economic Output: 5,171stNudest: 5,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,241stSmartest Citizens: 7,236thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,558thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,405thMost Politically Free: 13,915thMost Efficient Economies: 14,993rdHighest Drug Use: 16,667thLargest Black Market: 17,111thMost Extreme: 19,775th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Politically Free: 68th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 109th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Extreme: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 205th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 254th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eternal Dam Nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Eternal Dam Nation's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, Eternally Damned farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Eternal Dam Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.

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