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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,070thFattest Citizens: 5,146thMost Influential: 7,241st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Opposing us is to oppose the will of the divine - Lt. H
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Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Eternal Iron

Population677 million

CapitalTorinia

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDeer

The Empire of Eternal Iron is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 677 million Eternal Ironians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torinia. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The powerhouse Eternal Ironian economy, worth 70.3 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,882 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Torinia Natural History Museum, the EIBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Iron's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eternal Iron is ranked 17,171st in the world and 92nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,417.79 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,070thFattest Citizens: 5,146thMost Influential: 7,241stLargest Retail Industry: 7,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,095thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,484thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,861stLargest Mining Sector: 17,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,188thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,460thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,081stMost Cultured: 23,749th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Iron, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Iron, the EIBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Eternal Iron was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Eternal Iron endorsed The Grand Duchy of Coomendsland.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Iron, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Torinia Natural History Museum.
  • : Eternal Iron was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Eternal Iron voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Eternal Iron lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Eternal Iron voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Eternal Iron voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".

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