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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,514thMost Influential: 3,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,381st
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Eternal Memedom

Population880 million



The Holy Empire of Eternal Memedom is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by   with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 880 million    are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of  . The average income tax rate is 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient    economy, worth 148 trillion   s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,192   s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and posters on '   Values' advise against being proud of Eternal Memedom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Memedom's national animal is the   , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eternal Memedom is ranked 9,098th in the world and 322nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,908.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,514thTop
Most Influential: 3,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,543rdNudest: 4,820thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,184thMost Conservative: 7,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,098thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,807thHighest Average Incomes: 10,680thMost Devout: 10,709thLowest Crime Rates: 11,258thLargest Governments: 11,507thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,283rdMost Authoritarian: 13,422ndMost Developed: 13,534thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,396thLargest Black Market: 14,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,498thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,896thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,160th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionNudest: 112th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 276th in the regionMost Devout: 295th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 324th in the regionMost Conservative: 350th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 412th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 448th in the regionMost Influential: 449th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 457th in the regionLargest Black Market: 541st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 544th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 611th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 633rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 721st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 731st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 749th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 769th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, posters on '   Values' advise against being proud of Eternal Memedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Eternal Memedom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Eternal Memedom was endorsed by The Dominion of Malonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Memedom, the fate of the world literally rests on  's fingers.
  • : Eternal Memedom endorsed The Dominion of Drystar.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Amerion, Tsunamy, Marinho Islands, Aidenfieeld, Corgitopiaa, Andinla, Erinor, Qvait, Volaworand, Tepertopia, Auphelia, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Treir, PenguinPies, New Briantown, Farengeto, WI SD EA D, Holota, Belschaft, Wehraboos, Aumeltopia, Qawe, Kandorith, Armonitopia, The Altan, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Purple Hyacinth, Jehenna, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ebonhand, Sandaoguo, LadyRebels, Holy Free, NIGHTRAY, HUElavia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Noimosini, Antarctic Empires, Freavia, Sthalrim, Eskvenn, The Two Jerseys, North Kanuckistan, and 98 others.Ceutalia, Nova Montron, Lazarevich, Depressed Nation, Valdutz, Sapientiano, House Ahsanul, Hypersensible Crybabies, Yeses, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Catsonya, Steviland, Libedistan, Zaelith, Maeiland, Utondara, Westenhald, RestartAll, Centia Deran, InnWorm, Sedunn, Ralphburg, Walloonia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Gonrati, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Transtemporal Shifts, The United Australian States, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ipugao, Carrelie, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Doundaly, Herbert Island, Freedoom, Arizona2, Doge Land, Lyland, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kaleidescooptopia, Astiaveth, Rhetiaa, West Pastafaria, Tsvetania, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, The naked people, Shuckle Empire, New Sanet, United States of Belvaria, Lesinteil, Tackastan, Bartonia Nova, Moridine, Doraya, A leftover country, Uvalor, Ullan, The Kies, Shoinkwishima, North Catimestistrianes, Breizlovakia, Blondiesland, Privatore, Poopisiya, The Stolen Lands, Rectionk, Anatasha, Euro Pacifica, Abyssal Phantasm, Anserisa, South Western Korea, Sanden, Shefino, Enplatia, Bizzie, The 3rdGodKing, Lugentzdort, Iym Winterless, The American Anarchist Empire, Linguiniland, Colonia Prime, Kiani, Katikstan, Baltenlands, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Drystar, and Malonlandia.

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