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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,578thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,656th
The Empire of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Exterminate Commies
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Etten

Population291 million

CurrencyLures
AnimalGourami

The Empire of Etten is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 291 million Ettenians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Ettenian economy, worth 19.5 trillion Lureses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,076 Lureses, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", protests are legal but strictly supervised, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Etten's national animal is the Gourami, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Etten is ranked 115,779th in the world and 3,646th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 57.77462969088 Days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,578thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,656thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,215thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 14,669thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,986thMost Primitive: 20,807th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 307th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 326th in the regionFattest Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 570th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 642nd in the regionMost Avoided: 749th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 766th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 789th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 831st in the region

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