by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
long live the party
big brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.235 billion

Capitalairstrip one
Leaderbig brother
Faiththe party

Currencystandered monitary unit

The Dictatorship of Euarsia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by big brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.235 billion Euarsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of airstrip one. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion standered monitary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,663 standered monitary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud big brother's speeches are regarded as enemies of Euarsia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euarsia's national animal is the prole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the party.

Euarsia is ranked 161,177th in the world and 3,503rd in the West Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.27 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 95thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 460thLargest Mining Sector: 483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 487thMost Corrupt Governments: 498thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,047thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,485thMost Secular: 1,671stHighest Average Incomes: 1,715thLargest Black Market: 1,820thLowest Crime Rates: 1,901stMost Avoided: 2,175thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,566thLargest Governments: 3,646thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,002ndMost Influential: 4,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,283rdRudest Citizens: 8,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,155thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,011thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,164thMost Efficient Economies: 17,539thHighest Economic Output: 17,819thMost Authoritarian: 17,999thMost Conservative: 20,275th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 223rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 261st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 318th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 469th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 536th in the region

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