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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 656thRudest Citizens: 729thHighest Crime Rates: 760th
The Protectorate of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Power to the people
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Eudduini

Population1.937 billion

Currencycrown
Animalgrey wolf

The Protectorate of Eudduini is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.937 billion Eudduinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eudduinian economy, worth 224 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,778 crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,631 per year while the poor average 9,177, a ratio of 74.2 to 1.

Relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eudduini's national animal is the grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eudduini is ranked 64,008th in the world and 64th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,745.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 656thRudest Citizens: 729thHighest Crime Rates: 760thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 971stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,171stFattest Citizens: 1,337thMost Armed: 1,548thLargest Retail Industry: 1,830thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,085thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,848thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,708thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,616thMost Politically Free: 15,752ndMost Inclusive: 16,333rdMost Pro-Market: 17,433rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,106thMost Extreme: 23,714th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
  • : Eudduini was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, weather reports simply advise Eudduinians to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, the newest shade developed by Eudduini's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eudduini, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.

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