The Matriarchy of Eumenides is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mistress Boudicca with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.491 billion Eumenidesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erinyes. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eumenidesian economy, worth 757 trillion coles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,566 coles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, graffiti graces every city's streets, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. Eumenides's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eumenides is ranked 173,597^th in the world and 1,013^th in Europeia for Most Average, scoring 24.1 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.