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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd Largest Mining Sector: 33rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population31.966 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.966 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 20,867 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 652,797 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,598,990 per year while the poor average 12,990, a ratio of 431 to 1.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, a petition to improve Euraustralasamerican literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, Euraustralasamerica is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and there's some really clean windows in Euraustralasamerican houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 45th in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,120.53 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thMost Avoided: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Agricultural Sector: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stFattest Citizens: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 89thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92ndMost Devout: 102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106thMost Ignorant Citizens: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thMost Efficient Economies: 324thLargest Governments: 465thLowest Crime Rates: 626thLargest Retail Industry: 638thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 764thRudest Citizens: 787thLargest Populations: 1,279thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,929thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,811thLargest Black Market: 4,817thTop
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Most Influential: 9,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,913thMost Conservative: 13,390th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 143rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 493rd in the regionMost Conservative: 718th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 741st in the regionMost Extreme: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, there's some really clean windows in Euraustralasamerican houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a petition to improve Euraustralasamerican literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, many believe that the only good beaver is a dead beaver.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, beaver populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, international trade can be a pain to deal with.

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