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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 33rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Yvan eht nioj
The Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Euraustralasamerica

Population33.317 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.317 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 21,820 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 654,923 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,134,511 per year while the poor average 5,889, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the might of the entire Euraustralasamerican Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, cute fluffy little The Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 660th in the world and 35th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 170.39 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 42ndMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 55thMost Corrupt Governments: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Gambling Industry: 69thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thHighest Average Incomes: 96thMost Devout: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349thMost Efficient Economies: 357thLargest Governments: 489thLowest Crime Rates: 660thLargest Retail Industry: 748thRudest Citizens: 868thLargest Populations: 1,252ndMost Stationary: 1,661stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,118thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,178thLargest Black Market: 5,738thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,560thTop
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Most Influential: 11,565thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,339thMost Conservative: 15,413th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Black Market: 221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 332nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 583rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 819th in the regionMost Conservative: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, cute fluffy little The Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the might of the entire Euraustralasamerican Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, vacationing Euraustralasamericans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is lending a hand to private industry.

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