The Colony of European Narrra is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Otes III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 1.594 billion European Narrrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Narrra's Empire. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong European Narrran economy, worth 106 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,639 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Narrra's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

European Narrra is ranked 58,742^nd in the world and 589^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.27 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.