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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,169thMost Influential: 3,433rd
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European Nutella

Population628 million



The Republic of European Nutella is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 628 million Euro-Nutellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutellitania. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving European Nutellan economy, worth 53.7 trillion Nutellas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,522 Nutellas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Nutella's national animal is the Nutella-Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

European Nutella is ranked 103,754th in the world and 4,859th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,476.26 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,467thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,169thMost Influential: 3,433rdSafest: 7,134thMost Pacifist: 7,468thNicest Citizens: 8,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,913thTop
Best Weather: 10,619thHealthiest Citizens: 10,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,362ndMost Inclusive: 12,018thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,241stMost Income Equality: 17,447thLowest Crime Rates: 18,353rdSmartest Citizens: 18,465thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,906thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,989thMost Secular: 19,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,045thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,147th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionSafest: 398th in the regionMost Pacifist: 424th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 453rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 503rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526th in the regionBest Weather: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 589th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 607th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 693rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 705th in the regionMost Income Equality: 829th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 834th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 868th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 904th in the region

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