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Highest Drug Use: 1,643rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,532nd
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population15.963 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.963 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,766 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 227,171st in the world and 865th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 41.94 milliStalins.

Highest Drug Use: 1,643rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,021stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,643rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,448thMost Stationary: 4,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,701stMost Efficient Economies: 4,731stHighest Economic Output: 5,848thMost Cultured: 6,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,473rdSmartest Citizens: 8,586thNudest: 9,137thMost Influential: 9,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,965thHighest Average Incomes: 9,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,762ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,026thHighest Food Quality: 12,354thMost Developed: 14,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,126thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,796thLargest Populations: 16,231stMost Politically Free: 16,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,779thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,323rdMost Inclusive: 22,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,764thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,329th
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 85th in the region

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