by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 1,616th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,743rd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,284th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population10.273 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.273 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 4,214th in the world and 27th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,223.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,616thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,284thMost Efficient Economies: 3,822ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,214thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,227thMost Politically Free: 4,630thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,046thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,442ndMost Stationary: 5,934thMost Cultured: 6,224thNudest: 6,468thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,509thHighest Economic Output: 6,833rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,927thSmartest Citizens: 7,650thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,735thFattest Citizens: 8,069thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,450thMost Extreme: 10,325thMost Developed: 10,332ndMost Influential: 11,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,492ndRudest Citizens: 13,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,337thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,339thMost Armed: 16,347thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,444th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 86th in the region

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