Population | 14.281 billion |
Capital | Raging Coolidgetopia |
Leader | a Panda that wandered into the Capitol |
Currency | Dispatch |
Animal | Journalist |
The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.281 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,475 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 2,585th in the world and 22nd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,155.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office lodged a message on the Europeia Regional Message Board.
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Region of the Week: The Communist Bloc" (Bulletin: News).
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Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Pichtonia Elected President of Europeia" (Bulletin: News).