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Highest Drug Use: 1,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,803rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,478th
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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population12.582 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol

CurrencyDispatch
AnimalJournalist

The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.582 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 49,858th in the world and 140th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 92.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,803rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,829thMost Efficient Economies: 3,910thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,114thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,593rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,016thMost Stationary: 5,243rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,714thMost Cultured: 6,014thHighest Economic Output: 6,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,520thNudest: 7,239thSmartest Citizens: 7,876thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,454thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,523rdMost Politically Free: 8,832ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,347thMost Influential: 9,603rdFattest Citizens: 10,181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,115thMost Developed: 13,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,891stMost Extreme: 15,227thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,875thLargest Populations: 17,116thRudest Citizens: 17,862nd
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82nd in the region

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