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Ever Testing

Population1.541 billion

LeaderSmog Wawelski
FaithChurch of Mighty Yeast


The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.541 billion Ever Testians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 213 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,509 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Smog Wawelski's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Testing's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 11,712th in the world and 368th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 85.54 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 76thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 598thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,520thBest Weather: 5,849thHealthiest Citizens: 6,266thMost Developed: 7,456thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,707thLowest Crime Rates: 9,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,452ndHighest Food Quality: 10,660thMost Efficient Economies: 11,091stSmartest Citizens: 11,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,880thMost Inclusive: 12,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,629thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,463rdLargest Governments: 14,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,230thMost Secular: 16,376thMost Pacifist: 16,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,767thMost Cultured: 26,313thNicest Citizens: 26,657th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 213th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 289th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 306th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 352nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 357th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Governments: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 444th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rd in the regionMost Secular: 498th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 674th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Cultured: 806th in the regionNicest Citizens: 937th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 969th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,042nd in the region

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