The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Archila with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.074 billion Evertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,294 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 9,421^st in the world and 208^th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.