The Prolife Fauzjhian Seadom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.496 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 7,320 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 418,387 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Evilcia is ranked 153^rd in the world and 6^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 388.15 quips per hour.