The Marine Kingdom of Evilcia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey-Sophie Laflamme-Waters with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.387 billion Evilcians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volcano-Atlantic. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Evilcian economy, worth a remarkable 4,766 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,065 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilcia's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evilcia is ranked 152,317^th in the world and 5,331^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 489.8 milliStalins.