The Dictatorship of Evillous Chronicles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kiril Clockworker with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.802 billion Denizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonlit Forest. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Evillous Chroniclesian economy, worth 438 trillion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,842 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marlon Pandas are considered a delicacy, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and Kiril Clockworker is the self-declared God of all Evillous Chronicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evillous Chronicles's national animal is the Marlon Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leven Church.

Evillous Chronicles is ranked 41,287^th in the world and 2,687^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.16 law-abiding acts per hour.