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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,826th Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,767th Largest Retail Industry: 5,465th
The United Democratic Republic of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
One For All, All For One
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Excellent

Population2.138 billion

CapitalMosswiss
LeaderPresident Diaz Excellent
FaithPresbyterian Church of Excellent

CurrencyRaanstaam
AnimalExcellent Cat

The United Democratic Republic of Excellent is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Diaz Excellent with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.138 billion Excellentians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosswiss. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Excellentian economy, worth 185 trillion Raanstaams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,887 Raanstaams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,577 per year while the poor average 14,313, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, Excellentian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Excellent's national animal is the Excellent Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterian Church of Excellent.

Excellent is ranked 5,465th in the world and 1st in Perhimpunan Indonesia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 14,236.77 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,767thLargest Retail Industry: 5,465thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,428thMost Pacifist: 10,288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,100thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,353rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,638thMost Developed: 13,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,427thMost Efficient Economies: 14,677thNicest Citizens: 14,948th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Excellent was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, Excellentian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Excellent, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.

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