The Republic of Excrine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.597 billion Excrineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Excrinean economy, worth 580 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,059 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,035 per year while the poor average 9,395, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Excrine's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Excrine is ranked 258,607^th in the world and 2^nd in The Eternal Knights for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.85 law-abiding acts per hour.