The Empire of Exkosia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 662 million Exkosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Impridia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Exkosian economy, worth 44.1 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,671 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exkosia's national animal is the honey badger.

Exkosia is ranked 19,484^th in the world and 989^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 60.11 Atheism Rate.