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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,105thMost Devout: 9,782nd
The Grand Duchy of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Reigning supreme since two thousand nineteen
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Exyalita

Population220 million

CurrencyExya lixra
AnimalSilver coyatross

The Grand Duchy of Exyalita is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 220 million Exyalitans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The powerhouse Exyalitan economy, worth 18.1 trillion Exya lixras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,136 Exya lixras, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Exyalita's national animal is the Silver coyatross, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Exyalita is ranked 84,271st in the world and 145th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,007.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,105thMost Devout: 9,782ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 11,018thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,732ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,804th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 44th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Exyalita's influence in Forest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, glamping Exyalitans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Exyalita, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
  • : Exyalita was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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