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Largest Welfare Programs: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176thBest Weather: 252nd
The Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Ad Infinitum
Carrigain the Wise
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Eyana

Population9.811 billion

CapitalTevola
LeaderCarrigain the Wise

Currencyeya
Animalgrey tufted owl

The Democracy of Eyana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Carrigain the Wise with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.811 billion Eyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tevola. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion eyas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,089 eyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown. Eyana's national animal is the grey tufted owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eyana is ranked 61,763rd in the world and 2,682nd in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 435.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176thBest Weather: 252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 265thMost Inclusive: 279thNicest Citizens: 299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 325thMost Advanced Public Education: 336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346thMost Pacifist: 391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 403rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 515thMost Cultured: 626thMost Developed: 640thLongest Average Lifespans: 736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 817thHealthiest Citizens: 857thLargest Governments: 1,024thSmartest Citizens: 1,122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,448thSafest: 1,631stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,589thHighest Average Incomes: 5,133rdNudest: 5,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,701stHighest Economic Output: 7,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,752ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,107thMost Secular: 17,688th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 486th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 568th in the regionLargest Populations: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eyana's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Eyana's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Eyana's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Eyana, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Eyana, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Eyana, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eyana, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Eyana, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Eyana was refounded in Balder.
  • : Eyana ceased to exist in Osiris.

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