|Capital||New Eskivi City|
The Commonwealth of Eyrynia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 336 million Eyrynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eskivi City. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Eyrynian economy, worth 9.89 trillion Yags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,434 Yags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, emojis are the soul of wit, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and Eyrynia has designated New Eskivi City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eyrynia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eyrynia changed its national capital to "New Eskivi City".
- : Following new legislation in Eyrynia, Eyrynia has designated New Eskivi City as its capital city.
- : Eyrynia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Nordsville.
- : Following new legislation in Eyrynia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Eyrynia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Eyrynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Eyrynia, emojis are the soul of wit.
- : Following new legislation in Eyrynia, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Eyrynia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Eyrynia changed its national nation type to "Commonwealth".