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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,961stLargest Insurance Industry: 17,395thMost Conservative: 19,165th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Pride and Industry
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Fairytalia

Population4.125 billion

Currencykrona
Animaleagle

The Republic of Fairytalia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.125 billion Fairytalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The very strong Fairytalian economy, worth 244 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,239 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,493 per year while the poor average 12,280, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fairytalia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Fairytalia is ranked 58,476th in the world and 1st in Mists of History for Rudest Citizens, with 66.18 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,961stTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,395thMost Conservative: 19,165thMost Avoided: 19,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,811th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fairytalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Fairytalia, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.

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