Security Council Proposals
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As the WA currently has 1,033 Regional Delegates, a proposal needs 62 approvals to achieve quorum.
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Security Council Proposal
ID: 9006_1715619423
On the Recognition of MySQL
A resolution to express a position on international affairs and obligations.
BEGIN TRANSACTION;
-- Define the WA_Hamster table to store information about World Assembly Hamsters
CREATE TABLE WA_Hamster (
Hamster_Code VARCHAR(10), -- Unique code for each hamster
Full_Name VARCHAR(255), -- Full name of the hamster
Purpose VARCHAR(500) -- Purpose or role of the hamster
);
-- Insert a record into the WA_Hamster table for MySQL
INSERT INTO WA_Hamster (Hamster_Code, Full_Name, Purpose)
VALUES ('MySQL', 'Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics Hamsters', 'A specialized team of hamsters responsible for the restoration and management of essential data across World Assembly databases.');
-- Declare variables to store outage details and recovery efforts
DECLARE @OutageDuration INT, @Cause VARCHAR(255), @RecoveryEffort VARCHAR(255);
-- Set values for the outage duration, cause, and recovery effort
SET @OutageDuration = 9;
SET @Cause = 'Disk failure resulting in significant data loss';
SET @RecoveryEffort = 'Data recovery spearheaded by MySQL';
-- Insert an entry into the WA_System_Events table to acknowledge the outage
INSERT INTO WA_System_Events (Event_Type, Description, Duration_Days)
VALUES ('System Outage', @Cause, @OutageDuration);
-- Insert a record into the WA_Recovery_Log table detailing the recovery effort
INSERT INTO WA_Recovery_Log (Technique, Details)
VALUES ('MySQL-led Recovery', @RecoveryEffort);
-- Recognize MySQL's crucial role in data recovery by selecting information from the WA_Hamster table
SELECT 'Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics' AS Agency_Name,
'Specialized in restoring data under challenging circumstances' AS Description
FROM WA_Hamster
WHERE Hamster_Code = 'MySQL';
-- Update the WA_Administrator_Sentiments table to reflect the high frustration and significant appreciation for MySQL
UPDATE WA_Administrator_Sentiments
SET Frustration_Level = 'High', Appreciation_Level = 'Significant'
WHERE Tool = 'MySQL';
-- Insert an official recognition proposal into the WA_Official_Declarations table
INSERT INTO WA_Official_Declarations (Title, Description)
VALUES ('The Essential Anomaly: MySQL',
'Recognized for its indispensable role in restoring critical data, despite the challenges posed.');
-- Recognize MySQL's challenging role in the recovery process by selecting information from the WA_Technical_Teams table
SELECT 'As Essential as it is Challenging' AS MySQL_Status,
'Crucial for recovery yet a significant source of frustration' AS Comment
FROM WA_Technical_Teams
WHERE Skill_Level = 'Expert';
-- Declare a variable for the official recognition message and set its value
DECLARE @OfficialRecognition VARCHAR(255);
SET @OfficialRecognition = 'MySQL (Multinational Yield of Systematic Quorum Logistics Hamsters) is hereby recognized as an essential data recovery hamsters of the World Assembly.';
-- Select the official recognition message
SELECT @OfficialRecognition AS Official_Resolution;
COMMIT TRANSACTION;
Approvals: 6 (9006, Osheiga, Tinhampton, Hulldom, Deims Kir, Haymarket Riot)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 56 more approvals)
Voting Ends: