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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,894thLargest Black Market: 3,615th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Fake Communism
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Fake communism33

Population6.504 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDog

The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism33 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.504 billion Fake communism33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,904 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, you're only as old as you feel, and roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism33's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism33 is ranked 115,735th in the world and 2,147th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65647715972 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,894thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,615thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,892ndMost Avoided: 4,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,491stMost Devout: 4,546thMost Patriotic: 4,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,307thNudest: 7,567thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,913thLargest Mining Sector: 8,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,934thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,307thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,110thHighest Economic Output: 19,362ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,482ndLargest Governments: 23,444thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,775thLowest Crime Rates: 25,672nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionMost Devout: 257th in the regionMost Avoided: 261st in the regionLargest Black Market: 266th in the regionMost Patriotic: 305th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 311th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionNudest: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 421st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 488th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 507th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 509th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 560th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 636th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 770th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 928th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 989th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fake communism33 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
  • : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.

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