Population | 6.504 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism33 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.504 billion Fake communism33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,904 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, you're only as old as you feel, and roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism33's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism33 is ranked 115,735th in the world and 2,147th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.65647715972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism33 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism33, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.