Population | 6.399 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | emu |
The Republic of Fake communism58 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.399 billion Fake communism58ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,760 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, commemoration of the Great Balder War costs almost as much as the war itself, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism58's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fake communism58 is ranked 115,746th in the world and 2,017th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 328.6467341104 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, commemoration of the Great Balder War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
- : Fake communism58 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism58, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.