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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 228thMost Subsidized Industry: 499thMost Ignorant Citizens: 507th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Go away
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Far Far Away From You

Population15.556 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldolphin

The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.556 billion Far Far Away From Youans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 3,848 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,394 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mass shootings have become the new normal, men of steel get no respect, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Far Far Away From You is ranked 44,016th in the world and 4th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,002.5272403266 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 228thMost Subsidized Industry: 499thMost Ignorant Citizens: 507thLargest Retail Industry: 735thLargest Black Market: 846thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,472ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,966thMost Avoided: 2,248thNudest: 2,818thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,092ndMost Devout: 3,152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,169thMost Efficient Economies: 3,804thLargest Mining Sector: 4,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,812thHighest Economic Output: 5,052ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,138thFattest Citizens: 5,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,531stLargest Governments: 7,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,416thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,753rdMost Patriotic: 16,919thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,220thLargest Populations: 25,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,218thMost Authoritarian: 29,217thMost Primitive: 29,276th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Far Far Away From You was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, men of steel get no respect.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, mass shootings have become the new normal.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Far Far Away From You's influence in The Sasquatch Republic rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".

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