Population | 15.556 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.556 billion Far Far Away From Youans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 3,848 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,394 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mass shootings have become the new normal, men of steel get no respect, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Far Far Away From You is ranked 44,016th in the world and 4th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,002.5272403266 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
- : Far Far Away From You was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, men of steel get no respect.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, mass shootings have become the new normal.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off.
- : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Far Far Away From You's influence in The Sasquatch Republic rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".