The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Farn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.517 billion Farnhamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farnhamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,649 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,904 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Dollars to support "struggling" industries, and helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens. Crime is totally unknown. Farnhamia's national animal is the Ominous Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Mother Bau.

Farnhamia is ranked 735^th in the world and 1^st in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,997.12 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.