The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.629 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 928 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 255,793 Federal Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,018 per year while the poor average 22,765, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.
Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democracians marry themselves', and tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democracians marry themselves'.
- : Fascist Democracy was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Fascist Democracy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, President Black's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
- : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
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