by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 273rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 575th
The United Democratic States of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good
President Black
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Fascist Democracy

Population3.629 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

CurrencyFederal Unit
AnimalFanged Porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.629 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 928 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 255,793 Federal Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,018 per year while the poor average 22,765, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democracians marry themselves', and tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 1,495th in the world and 43rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,326.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 575thMost Corrupt Governments: 813thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 847thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,092ndMost Avoided: 1,258thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,277thRudest Citizens: 1,313thMost Influential: 1,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,449thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,461stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,495thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,934thHighest Average Incomes: 2,631stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,909thLargest Mining Sector: 3,192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,772ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,847thLargest Black Market: 7,998thTop
Largest Governments: 8,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,754thMost Efficient Economies: 8,768thMost Pro-Market: 9,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,187thFattest Citizens: 14,293rdHighest Economic Output: 15,075thSmartest Citizens: 16,073rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 230th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 238th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 305th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 443rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 457th in the regionFattest Citizens: 517th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 599th in the regionMost Stationary: 601st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democracians marry themselves'.
  • : Fascist Democracy was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Fascist Democracy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, President Black's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » El Fiji Grande, Empy, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Shibutani, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Vincone Cae, Federation Terra Australis, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, Ostrinios, Outer Egorniand, BrightFutures, Steraz, Koda-Land, Bearical, New Pruessen, Notyoutopia, Unsophisticate, Humptalumpta, Kwaj, United Draconia, Selfgradatude, New Lakemba, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Omnistria, Corfad, Yaorozu, Sinelona, Pasargad, Buckerino, Bayern-Straubing, Lunallian, Uganda Knuckles UK, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, Black Templares, Malta Comino Gozo, Newpromisedland, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, and 115 others.General COE, Amauri, The Pantheons, The Windmilluminati, New Bremerton, The United States of Romania, Asgardira, SillyString, COCONUT-CITY, Pallaith, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Joodey, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, Sunto, Kasazzastan, Sheldanada, Diodone, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ka Ching, Atain, Wineclaw, Justanistan, Suicidistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sil Dorsett, Ara Antrizuls, Renzic, Partax, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Iron Lions, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, Kyrianian, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Jasminlandia, Guslantis, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Peldorn, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Haor Chall, Xandarnia, Fayyayid, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Wunderstrafanstalt, The Discipled, Amerian States, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Bananoonza, Thiammyalllaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Holy Oranz, Ikea Rike, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Miruma, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Rynion, Helia Geopes, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Retarya, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Eriadni, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Astrind, Vernest Quill, Camemas, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Kobagia, Orado, and Xzavia-Hjar.

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