The New Order of Fascistica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.197 billion Fascisticans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GermRomia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fascistican economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion ReichsLiraMarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,897 ReichsLiraMarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Fascistica's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Fascism.

Fascistica is ranked 42,922^nd in the world and 2,780^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.51 law-abiding acts per hour.