The Red Lucky Holy Planet of Fauxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.888 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion gold bar asteroids a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,051 gold bar asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, there's a bright dawn ahead for Fauxia, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the moon vampire cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 69^th in the world and 2^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 9,469.46 Bank.