Population | 21.016 billion |
Capital | Taxes City |
Leader | Audrey-Satania Darklight |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Darklight Wolf |
The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.016 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 9,943 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 473,135 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the Fauzjhian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Fauzjhia is ranked 40th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 1,037 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the Fauzjhian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Fauzjhia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Fauzjhia.
World Assembly
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