by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,039thMost Influential: 5,894th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
New Day, New Worries
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Feck Nu Pls

Population2.081 billion

LeaderDear Leader


The Free Land of Feck Nu Pls is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.081 billion Feck Nu Plsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Feck Nu Plsian economy, worth 158 trillion fecks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,402 fecks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,101 per year while the poor average 9,231, a ratio of 39.9 to 1.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, water fights now end with thousands dead, and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Feck Nu Pls's national animal is the Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Feck Nu Pls is ranked 34,863rd in the world and 1,755th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,762.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,039thMost Influential: 5,894thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,011thMost Armed: 9,564thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,798thLargest Retail Industry: 10,874thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,759thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,940thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,339thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,407thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,738th
Highest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 222nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 307th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 344th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 374th in the regionMost Influential: 381st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 420th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionLargest Black Market: 563rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 564th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 615th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 624th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 709th in the regionFattest Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Stationary: 775th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 850th in the region

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