The United States of Federal Remnants is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Abraham Miller with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.437 billion Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Federal Remnantsian economy, worth 190 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 132,835 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,019,118 per year while the poor average 4,670, a ratio of 218 to 1.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, when shaking hands with foreign leaders President Abraham Miller wears an armoured gauntlet, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by President Abraham Miller, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Federal Remnants's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is American Esotericism.

Federal Remnants is ranked 1,821^st in the world and 1^st in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.02 million Standard Monetary Units.