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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,074thMost Influential: 4,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,108th
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Federal Republic of Hetacia

Population1.238 billion

LeaderBridgeport Director's Office
FaithSecular State


The Bing Bong of Federal Republic of Hetacia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bridgeport Director's Office with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.238 billion Hetacians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgeport. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federal Republic of Hetacian economy, worth 173 trillion ƣλɯᴝꝛꝼs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,772 ƣλɯᴝꝛꝼs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bridgeport, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federal Republic of Hetacia's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular State.

Federal Republic of Hetacia is ranked 60,691st in the world and 2,359th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,527.92 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,074thMost Influential: 4,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,466thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,047thMost Inclusive: 13,981stHealthiest Citizens: 14,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,168thMost Cultured: 14,303rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,868thSmartest Citizens: 15,500thMost Developed: 15,775thHighest Average Incomes: 15,939thLargest Governments: 16,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,484th
Largest Publishing Industry: 201st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionMost Cultured: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 363rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 406th in the regionLargest Governments: 417th in the regionMost Inclusive: 422nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 438th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 446th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 557th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 667th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 695th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 710th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 729th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 883rd in the region

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