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Rudest Citizens: 278th Largest Retail Industry: 516th Most Armed: 525th
The Captialist Republic of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Capitalism is the best Ideology
Sir John frederick
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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FederationofAmerica

Population2.259 billion

CapitalNew Federation city
LeaderSir John frederick
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyFederation Credit
AnimalSnake

The Captialist Republic of FederationofAmerica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir John frederick with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.259 billion Captialists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Federation city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Federation of America economy, worth 518 trillion Federation Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 229,517 Federation Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,319,887 per year while the poor average 19,158, a ratio of 68.9 to 1.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, small shoes often wash up on the beach, the Great Federation Of America Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. FederationofAmerica's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

FederationofAmerica is ranked 61,502nd in the world and 2nd in TheFreedomRealm for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 278thLargest Retail Industry: 516thMost Armed: 525thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 669thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684thHighest Crime Rates: 770thFattest Citizens: 1,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,353rdMost Avoided: 1,617thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,653rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,896thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,896thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,666thHighest Average Incomes: 3,818thLargest Mining Sector: 4,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,901stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,820thMost Cultured: 5,921stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,995thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,265thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,974thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,007thSmartest Citizens: 8,366thTop
10%
Most Secular: 9,027thMost Pro-Market: 9,863rdHighest Drug Use: 10,115thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,374thMost Efficient Economies: 10,407thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,158th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, the Great Federation Of America Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : FederationofAmerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, FederationofAmerica is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in FederationofAmerica, economists claim no news is good news.

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