The Land of Feirmont is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pauline Dragt with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.394 billion Feirmontians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killow. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Feir economy, worth a remarkable 1,857 trillion Grits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,283 Grits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirmont's national animal is the Panmanta raycake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Feirmont is ranked 89,453^rd in the world and 124^th in Spiritus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 135,495 Standard Monetary Units.