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Most Armed: 2,145th Most Influential: 3,277th Rudest Citizens: 3,382nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Glory to the King and Freedom!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Felhaven

Population2.964 billion

CapitalFelport
LeaderKing Dagobert XI
FaithExoteric Stoicism

CurrencyCrownmark
AnimalHawk

The Kingdom of Felhaven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dagobert XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.964 billion Felhavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Felhavenian economy, worth 464 trillion Crownmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,834 Crownmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 554,167 per year while the poor average 32,077, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Felhavenian roads, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felhaven's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Exoteric Stoicism.

Felhaven is ranked 101,878th in the world and 4,577th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 99.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Armed: 2,145thMost Influential: 3,277thRudest Citizens: 3,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,361stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,604thMost Efficient Economies: 4,637thMost Devout: 5,003rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,050thLargest Black Market: 5,372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,635thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,743rdMost Cultured: 6,140thTop
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Most Developed: 10,299thHighest Average Incomes: 11,028thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,561stLargest Retail Industry: 11,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,302ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,175th
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Most Armed: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Black Market: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Devout: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 534th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 549th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 588th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 597th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 658th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 688th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 691st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Felhavenian roads.
  • : Felhaven resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
  • : Following new legislation in Felhaven, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Hub Federation of Orado.
  • : Felhaven was endorsed by The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays.
  • : Felhaven voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".

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