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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 399thLargest Retail Industry: 1,354thLargest Black Market: 1,473rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Pride and Industry
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Felix Mann

Population7.802 billion

CapitalMalta
LeaderBobby Fisher
FaithChess

Currencypeso
Animalhorse

The Empire of Felix Mann is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bobby Fisher with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.802 billion Felix Mannians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Felix Mannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,755 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felix Mann's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chess.

Felix Mann is ranked 27,834th in the world and 10th in Kantrias for Rudest Citizens, with 90.68 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 399thLargest Retail Industry: 1,354thLargest Black Market: 1,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,997thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,470thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,352ndFattest Citizens: 3,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,078thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,394thNudest: 6,048thHighest Average Incomes: 7,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,485thMost Efficient Economies: 9,266thLargest Governments: 10,115thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,440thLowest Crime Rates: 11,749thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,813thMost Stationary: 12,434thLargest Mining Sector: 12,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,052ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,095thMost Secular: 17,523rdBest Weather: 17,706thMost Influential: 17,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,484th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Felix Mann, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.

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