The Exalted Imperium of Feng Dynasty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Taihe with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.127 billion Fengese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fengese economy, worth a remarkable 2,192 trillion Taels a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,080 Taels, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feng Dynasty's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Penglai.

Feng Dynasty is ranked 4,710^th in the world and 3^rd in Northern Utopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.89 law-abiding acts per hour.