by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,524th Highest Crime Rates: 1,870th Largest Retail Industry: 1,967th
The Confederated Bankers of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Better dangerous freedom than secure enslavement
The Bank of Feuraxia
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Population981 million

LeaderThe Bank of Feuraxia

CurrencyCigarette Packet
AnimalHeavy Machine gun

The Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Bank of Feuraxia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 981 million Employees are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castillia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Feuraxian economy, worth 150 trillion Cigarette Packets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 153,002 Cigarette Packets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,254 per year while the poor average 40,428, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, carefully-staged grief is displayed by The Bank of Feuraxia after national disasters, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Feuraxia's national animal is the Heavy Machine gun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Feuraxia is ranked 38,238th in the world and 1,382nd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 25.14 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 1,524thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,870thLargest Retail Industry: 1,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,255thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,335thMost Armed: 2,441stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,622ndMost Influential: 3,842ndFattest Citizens: 4,912thMost Avoided: 4,961stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,129thLargest Mining Sector: 7,261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,405thTop
Most Politically Free: 10,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,209thMost Efficient Economies: 12,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,409thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,019thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,308th
Highest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Politically Free: 177th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 286th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 362nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 380th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 386th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 436th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 580th in the regionMost Cultured: 595th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 711th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feuraxia endorsed The Magister and MoIC of Tretrid.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website.
  • : Feuraxia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, carefully-staged grief is displayed by The Bank of Feuraxia after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Feuraxia, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.


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