Noobloxian Uprising

The Noobloxian Uprising was the violent overthrowing of the former Feuraxian Mining Company by the extremist Noob liberation army (NLA) headed by terrorist General Oofler. The Allied States of Noobloxia is an illegitimate state that occupies the entirety of the Feuraxian northern strip. The Noob states are jingoistic, violent segregationists who are backed by tyrants such as Cisco Chavez of the United Socialist States of Tiberia.
On January the 10th, General Oofler struck at two locations at opposite sides of the strip within 10 minutes of each other. Violent hoards of noobs ransacked the Feuraxian mining company outpost in Kamache, while Oofler's main army took the Feuraxian Mining Company Eastern Airbase.

After the violent take over of the surrounding lands, former Chief Executive of FMC, Antonio Giseppe ordered a company wide evacuation of endangered areas. Families of Feuraxian workers were sent to live in communities within the Bank of Feuraxia and the Octolateral Commission. There they would be safe from harm, away from the noob scourge on the Northern strip. Knowing the noob 'Oofsurgency' would not so be easily put out, Giseppe ordered the construction of defensive positions in key towns and cities, most notably the FMC capital of Jaginlard.
Feuraxian Generals predicted that the rebellion would not last, as the noobs simply did not have the equipment to sustain such an ambitious land grab. However our generals never suspected that the shady commie state of Tiberia would interfere in Feuraxian matters. The Socialist States of Tiberia knew that the uprising was destabilising the Feuraxian nation, so they shipped 10,000 guns across the border into noob territory. With those guns, the noobs could sustain their war and march West.

By the 20th of January, General Oofler's main army subjugated all of the Eastern strip with no sign of slowing on the advance to Jaginlard. Knowing the FMC private army couldn't hold back the noob masses, Giseppe flew to Castillia to ask for help. The Bank of Feuraxia and the Octolateral Commission sent a combined military aid effort of 2000 infantry personnel and 8 M1 Abrams main battle tanks to Jaginlard. These troops were sent to fight noob pockets in the West, and hold back the main advances happening in the east.

By January the 31st, General Ooflers noob hordes reached Jaginlard, and unrelentingly thrust further west to cut off supply to the city. Trapped civilians in Jaginlard desperately volunteered with the engineering brigade to build defensive fortifications. Oofler's siege of Jaginlard meant that no food could be imported from abroad to feed the Feuraxian families trapped in the city.

Staged footage of humanitarian excesses misleadingly shaped the perceptions of the war in favour of the noob underdogs. International busybodies threatened to impose draconian trade sanctions on Feuraxia. If the Bank of Feuraxia and the Commission continued to supply military aid to the FMC, Feuraxia would enter a cataclysmic economic sinkhole. To prevent this, Feuraxia was forced to submit to the World Assembly bureaucrats and withdraw all military aid from the northern strip. Inevitably, without outside help, Jaginlard fell after a two week siege, and noob fronts on the East and West merged shortly afterwards. The Feuraxian Mining Company officially surrendered on the 20th of February, 2013. Chief Executive Antonio Giseppe fled the Northern strip in a jet, and hasn't been seen since. Every Feuraxian citizen was marched by contemptuous noob soldiers over the border into BFX or Octolateral territory.

Once the war ended, General Oofler set up the Noobloxian nation state, nationalised the Feuraxian Mining Company and renamed the city of Jaginlard to Noobloxity. People with Feuraxian citizenship are refused entry into Noobloxia even to this day. The Noobloxian Oofsurgency of 2013 was an International humiliation of Feuraxian military competence. The Bank of Feuraxia and Octolateral commission brands lost a total value equating to 300 billion Credits. Casiro Pershing was forced to resign from his position as Chief Executive of the Bank of Feuraxia, and the Octolateral Commission entered an economic depression that lasted 4 years. The Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia has remained bitter at the Noob states, and at the World Assembly for enabling a disastrous defecation of Feuraxia's corporate image.
Shortly after the war, The Bank of Feuraxia announced that 8 trillion Octolateral Credits would go towards the new defense budget. This would ensure that Feuraxians would not so easily be marched over in the next war.