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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,467thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,533rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,477th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
one for one
Juan Martinez
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.14 billion

CapitalCape Fifj
LeaderJuan Martinez


The People's Republic of FIFJ is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Martinez with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 3.14 billion FIFJians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Fifj. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FIFJian economy, worth 245 trillion falaaaaZZes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,065 falaaaaZZes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FIFJ's national animal is the toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FIFJ is ranked 60,052nd in the world and 29th in The Democratic Republic for Most Authoritarian, with 901.97 milliStalins.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,467thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,533rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,477thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,769th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the region

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