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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Influential: 946th
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Fighting Kawi Ninja

Population4.329 billion



The Republic of Fighting Kawi Ninja is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.329 billion Fighting Kawi Ninjans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodbridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fighting Kawi Ninjan economy, worth 657 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,964 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,733 per year while the poor average 33,433, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Fighting Kawi Ninjans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', and it takes at least three to tango. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fighting Kawi Ninja's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Kawi Ninja is ranked 58,261st in the world and 1,944th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,433.9 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Influential: 946thMost Primitive: 1,011thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,485thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,696thLargest Black Market: 4,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,575thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,679thMost Efficient Economies: 5,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,507thBest Weather: 5,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,061stHealthiest Citizens: 6,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,773rdMost Cultured: 7,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,457thTop
Most Developed: 11,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,047thHighest Average Incomes: 13,139thLargest Governments: 13,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,464thMost Inclusive: 21,162nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Primitive: 54th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 231st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 321st in the regionMost Developed: 345th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 383rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionMost Stationary: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 602nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 617th in the regionLargest Populations: 630th in the regionMost Inclusive: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 843rd in the region

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