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Most Primitive: 580th Most Devout: 2,053rd Most Influential: 3,244th
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FiHami

Population918 million

CapitalHa'Hani
LeaderHa'Coron' Finix

CurrencyFlamethrowers
AnimalPhoenix

The Holy Empire of FiHami is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Ha'Coron' Finix with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The compassionate, devout population of 918 million FiHamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 39,954 Flamethrowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. FiHami's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FiHami is ranked 108,708th in the world and 1,890th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Primitive: 580thTop
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Most Devout: 2,053rdMost Influential: 3,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,185thTop
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Best Weather: 12,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,967th
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Most Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 368th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 394th in the regionBest Weather: 401st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 445th in the regionMost Cultured: 490th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 506th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 584th in the regionMost Average: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : FiHami resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, Phoenix is one of the most popular forenames in FiHami.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in FiHami, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.

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