by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 327thMost Primitive: 334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 401st
The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Fri Hani
Imperial Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.184 billion

LeaderPuani Kokostali

AnimalFire Falcon

The Eco-Conscious Pyromaniacs of FiHami is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Puani Kokostali with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.184 billion Finixis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ha'Hani. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong FiHamian economy, worth 228 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,694 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, winceyette robes are a popular wedding gift, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiHami's national animal is the Fire Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Finixi.

FiHami is ranked 242,085th in the world and 30th in The Incan Empire for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -22.49 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Devout: 327thMost Primitive: 334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 401stBest Weather: 2,070thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,595thMost Pacifist: 4,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,684thMost Cultured: 8,218thMost Income Equality: 8,794thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,799thNicest Citizens: 10,915thHealthiest Citizens: 11,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,395thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,080thMost Influential: 14,784thLowest Crime Rates: 15,973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,772ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,834thSafest: 24,154th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the region

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